var today_obj=new Date()
var today_date=today_obj.getDate()

var tips=new Array()
//Configure the below variable to contain the "header" of the tip
var tiptitle='<br />'

//Configure the below array to hold the 31 possible tips of the month
tips[1]='No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.'
tips[2]='The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.'
tips[3]='Some Chinese believe that swinging the arms cures headaches.'
tips[4]='The city of Portland in Oregon was named after a coin toss in 1844.  Heads for Portland and tails for Boston.'
tips[5]='A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day.'
tips[6]='No president of the United States was an only child for his parents.'
tips[7]='The shrimps heart is in its head.'
tips[8]='There are no cemeteries in San Francisco, CA.'
tips[9]='Natural pearls melt in vinegar.'
tips[10]='Ants never sleep.'
tips[11]='On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.'
tips[12]='If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.'
tips[13]='The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers in the US.'
tips[14]='The world record for time without sleep is 264 hours ( ~11 days) by Randy Gardner in 1965.'
tips[15]='A snail can sleep for three years.'
tips[16]='February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.'
tips[17]='The people in Bali only have one of four names: Wayan, Made, Nyoman, and Ketut.'
tips[18]='Horses cannot vomit and pigs cannot look up at the sky.'
tips[19]='All swans in England are the property of the queen or king.'
tips[20]='Not only the fur of the tiger is striped but also its skin.'
tips[21]='The Germans tried to copy Coca-Cola and came up with the drink Fanta.'
tips[22]='Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.'
tips[23]='Coco Chanel started the trend for sun tans in 1923 when she got accidentally burnt on a cruise.'
tips[24]='The egg came first.'
tips[25]=' The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.'
tips[26]='Walt Disney was afraid of mice.'
tips[27]='The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.'
tips[28]='The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.'
tips[29]='In some (maybe all) Asian countries, the family name is written first and the individual name written second.'
tips[30]='The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.'
tips[31]='The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula.'

document.write(tiptitle)
document.write(tips[today_date])